A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him, "No, the bar does not serve grapes - it’s a bar. We only serve drinks." The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender has had it. He yells, “We don’t have any grapes! If you come in and ask me that again, I’ll nail your beak to the bar!” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck waddles in. The bartender is seething. The duck asks, “Got a hammer?” The bartender, confused, replies, “No?” The duck goes, “Got any grapes?”
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