"Rajiv Satyal is a go-getter who’s very funny and makes the audience very happy... because he has studied his craft and he has found his voice and he’s likable... and will soon be in large demand. He will eventually be a household name much like a blender or a toaster."
—Kevin Nealon
"Man, Rajiv is funny."
—Dave Chappelle
"Oh my God, you’re hilarious. Get a picture of us!"
—Eva Longoria
"One of the top two comics in America to watch."
—Russell Peters
"Fantastic."
—Deepak Chopra
"That was some good writing. No, seriously — really good."
—Bob Saget
"You’ve got great energy. It’s so rare to meet somebody who does."
—Demi Lovato
"Rajiv Satyal is the second best bald comedian that I know."
—Maz Jobrani
"Rajiv is very likable, has great energy, and he is very passionate about what he does. Those traits make him someone to watch and appreciate."
—Jamie Masada, Founder of the Laugh Factory
"That was the best keynote speech I've ever heard!"
—Tulsi Gabbard
"Congratulations. You're fantastic. May the force of good humor always be with you."
You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some some bullet control. We need to control the bullets. That’s right. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. $5,000 for a bullet. You know why? ’Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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