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Thanks, Lingaro, for trusting me with your 800-person annual meeting in Warsaw, Poland... and for the amazing pics.  Shout-out to the P&G Global Alumni Network for the connection.  And to my Mom for encouraging me to take that initial gig.

#standupcomedypoland

Thanks, Lingaro, for trusting me with your 800-person annual meeting in Warsaw, Poland... and for the amazing pics. Shout-out to the P&G Global Alumni Network for the connection. And to my Mom for encouraging me to take that initial gig. #standupcomedypoland

Thoroughly impressed by a DJ who read 58 books last year.  And only a handful of those on Audible. --- Rajiv Satyal [EP 128] shares some phenomenal stories about coming up in the comedy world, why it is so difficult for people to finish things, and what Eva Longoria said to him after one of his shows. Enjoy!

https://www.amaniexperience.com/podcast/rajiv --- Thanks to Dayna Solomon for the connect!

Thoroughly impressed by a DJ who read 58 books last year. And only a handful of those on Audible. --- Rajiv Satyal [EP 128] shares some phenomenal stories about coming up in the comedy world, why it is so difficult for people to finish things, and what Eva Longoria said to him after one of his shows. Enjoy! https://www.amaniexperience.com/podcast/rajiv --- Thanks to Dayna Solomon for the connect!

It’s February somewhere. 
#DryJanuary 
#DieJanuary 
#Its5OClockSomewhere 
#AlanJackson
#JimmyBuffett 🍹 🍸 🍷 🥃 🍺

It’s February somewhere. #DryJanuary #DieJanuary #Its5OClockSomewhere #AlanJackson #JimmyBuffett 🍹 🍸 🍷 🥃 🍺

Now that

Now that's cold. Full Post: https://medium.com/@funnyindian/7-continents-ed947be685bb #EpsteinDidntKillHimself #7Continents

7  C O N T I N E N T S

As promised, here it is... I published an epic post on Medium about my recent Antarctica voyage.  Link in bio. 
It

7 C O N T I N E N T S As promised, here it is... I published an epic post on Medium about my recent Antarctica voyage. Link in bio. It's certainly a TL;DR... If nothing else, scroll through the pictures. My suggestion? If there's a day this week you know you'll be eating lunch at your desk, mark your calendar to pull it up and enjoy. Here's how it starts... and don't worry. I'm still a Cincinnati Reds fan above all. --- Autumn 1996. Two weeks after their first of three wins in the ’90s, New York Yankees Manager Joe Torre was shopping at B. Dalton bookstore in Tri-County Mall in Cincinnati, Ohio. I walked up to him and asked how his brother, Frank, was doing, as the news had reported he was in the hospital. He was so nice to me that I became a lifelong fan. When Torre was asked how the hell the Yankees came back from an 0–2 deficit to defeat the Atlanta Braves in the World Series, he relayed some wisdom that has stayed with me since then: “Focus on what you can control.” Focus on what you can control. In this game of entertainment, you have your own projects and your Industry projects. For the latter, it’s up to the booker at the Laugh Factory, the casting director hired by Toyota USA, and the judges at Last Comic Standing to give you an opportunity. For the former, you can take a page out of Harvey Dent's playbook: You Make Your Own Luck. Sure, I get up at the major clubs in LA, and I’ve earned a few TV credits. Yet wild Industry success eludes me. As I joked on this voyage… It’s easier for me to get my standup on Antarctica than on Fallon. When I said that onstage this month in LA, it got a big laugh. Maybe too big a laugh. --- Click here to read more. Like, a lot more... https://medium.com/@funnyindian/7-continents-ed947be685bb #antarctica #travel #worldtravel #7continents #buenosaires #standupcomedy #indiancomedy #oceanwide

KOBE

There

KOBE There's something about being so physically close to a worldwide tragedy. When Michael Jackson died, I was in West LA, 2 miles from Cedars-Sinai Hospital. Undoubtedly the greatest performer of my lifetime & maybe of all time. 🎤 Kobe Bryant's helicopter went down today in Calabasas, 20 miles from our home here in Burbank. 🚁 Many of you know I'm a basketball fan. I grew up on Michael Jordan, and in recent years, rooted for fellow Ohioan LeBron James (Cavs and Lakers). 🏀 Amit Barot took me to my first Los Angeles Lakers game. He has season tickets so we had pretty darned good seats with a nice clear view of the court and of my favorite actor of all time. 😎 The coolest part was going down to the tunnel where the Lakers run out to the court. All 20 of us VIPs (not that I'm a VIP but I was that day, courtesy of Barot) stood along the tunnel walls & put our hands out. What a thrill when Kobe's hand touched mine for a brief second... I got to give Kobe Bryant a hi-five! 🙌🏾 Barot & I just exchanged texts... he's understandably devastated. I think we're all in shock out here in LA. 😢 As I text with my friends, Casey and Jim, back in Cincinnati, we're remembering that we often forget that celebrities are actually people. They can undergo tragedies like the rest of us. I can't imagine the final seconds of the life of this legend (but more importantly... human). Or maybe I just don't want to. To crash down in flames with your 13-year-old daughter. I'm sure he'd trade all of his achievements, his fame, his fortune... all he's ever done to live a normal life and see his children grow up. 🙏🏾 And to think they are holding the GRAMMYs tonight in that same building, the Staples Center. How strange and precious and ephemeral life is. My wife and I will tune in to see what I'm sure will be a fitting tribute. Thank you to Brandon Reid Pridgett and Samia Khan for immediate text and call, and to Zoran Saher for the epic photo. R.I.P., Kobe Bryant... and to all of the other people who perished, lesser known but no less important. Basketball legend, fellow Angeleno, and... above all else, husband, father, and human being. 💙 #kobe #kobebryant

New York City!  Friday, February 21. 
MELANIE CHANDRA & RAJIV SATYAL PRESENT... BACK TO SCHOOL 🚌✏️📚 FB Event link in bio. 
Ticket link coming soon.

Please mark your calendars... 🗓

https://facebook.com/events/s/back-to-school/212175826469486/?ti=icl

#standupcomedy 
#improv 
#standupny 
#indian 
#indianstandupcomedy

New York City! Friday, February 21. MELANIE CHANDRA & RAJIV SATYAL PRESENT... BACK TO SCHOOL 🚌✏️📚 FB Event link in bio. Ticket link coming soon. Please mark your calendars... 🗓 https://facebook.com/events/s/back-to-school/212175826469486/?ti=icl #standupcomedy #improv #standupny #indian #indianstandupcomedy

OK, so I

OK, so I'm a few hours late. I slept in... Happy MLK Day! 😀 But it’s also Leap Year, so I’m a day early.

Snowing like hell. Shouldn’t be this much white on MLK weekend. ⛄️ #themaninthemiddle 🇺🇸

Snowing like hell. Shouldn’t be this much white on MLK weekend. ⛄️ #themaninthemiddle 🇺🇸

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