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Hump Day. LA. So glad to host @rakeshsatyal’s hubby in our nabe.

Hump Day. LA. So glad to host @rakeshsatyal’s hubby in our nabe.

Got to hang with my college homie 3 times in 3 weeks in 3 states.  Good thing we skipped New Mexico or it may have looked like we were helping to #BuildTheWall.

#EastboundAndDown
#BreakingBad 
#HatTrick

Got to hang with my college homie 3 times in 3 weeks in 3 states. Good thing we skipped New Mexico or it may have looked like we were helping to #BuildTheWall. #EastboundAndDown #BreakingBad #HatTrick

Thanks to Rukus for my own radio show. 📻 🎙 😎🙏🏾

Thanks to Rukus for my own radio show. 📻 🎙 😎🙏🏾

YOU REGRET THE THINGS YOU DON

YOU REGRET THE THINGS YOU DON'T DO MORE THAN THE THINGS YOU DO If I could give anybody a piece of advice, it’s always to put time with loved ones first. As much as I enjoy being productive, I am so glad I made time to fly to Phoenix this past weekend and hang out with my FIJI friends from Case Western Reserve University - and am grateful to have a supportive spouse (who, in fairness, did get a political-rant-free home for the weekend). The crew busted out all the old vocab from our ’90s days. 3 nights of going out? We’re about it. Passing out in the middle of the afternoon? I’m cashed, yo. VIP passes to Method Man and Redman were simultaneously Hype and Phat. Got all that? Word. In 2017, I mentioned to my Calc Study Group friends from Fairfield High that we should do a mini-reunion - and we tore it up in St. Louis. I love all of the friends I’ve made in my 30s and beyond, but as they say, Old Is Gold. People who know me well know I always talk about May - Nov 1994 as my Good Ol’ Days. That period after the AP tests in high school all the way through most of first semester. I fondly remember all my boys from University of Cincinnati but what’s amazing is just how close I feel to the friends with whom I spent only two years at CWRU (and in some cases, only one as I made friends with some freshmen as a sophomore). And dorm life, as much as we bagged on it at the time, was, well, hype. I’m still good friends with not only these Fiji dudes but also just as many folks who weren’t there this weekend. That’s incredible - to spend only a few months together over 20 years ago and still be this close. However Case worked out for me professionally (it didn’t), it personally couldn’t have been much better. Shout-Outs: - Vince & Schroetter, we missed you guys. - Big Ups to Mr. Yeatts for the tour of the Cincinnati Reds facility. - Much Love to Akhil Goel and his boy, Nirendra, for the VIP passes. - Oh, and Mad Props to all those poor people at Gilligan’s Bar who had to listen to me sing The Partridge Family and rap Eminem. Though that Neil Diamond duet with Tim Caggiano was pretty phat. Those peeps you knew back in school? Call ’em up and go somewhere this year.

Guys’ weekend in your 40s.

Guys’ weekend in your 40s.

Happy Holi! 🕳 🕳 🕳 🎉 🙏🏾

Happy Holi! 🕳 🕳 🕳 🎉 🙏🏾

Today is one of those days where I found a bunch of old pens and am just testing to see if they work. Anyway, carry on. 🖊

Today is one of those days where I found a bunch of old pens and am just testing to see if they work. Anyway, carry on. 🖊

Where do we draw the line between consuming our favorite artists and respecting the victims? I have a solution. 
Link in bio. 
Read at https://link.medium.com/Gs8DDKJv5U

#leavingneverland 
#michaeljackson

Where do we draw the line between consuming our favorite artists and respecting the victims? I have a solution. Link in bio. Read at https://link.medium.com/Gs8DDKJv5U #leavingneverland #michaeljackson

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